My love life is like an iPhone 4s, I don’t have an iPhone 4s.

John O’Callaghan (via permanenttemporary)

(Source: msrightgirl)

Anonymous asked
would you rather eat a cow poo or eat your mums nipples

Cow poi without a doubt

tumblrbot asked
WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

my mums vagina